Cast Thundaga

Gather together the dusty remains of your corpse and reinhabite it.

A human. With four arms. And three legs.

Be the other guy

TELEPATHICALLY ASK THE BEARDED MAN TO REVIVE ME

Inhabit that human's mind and convince him/her/it to help

Wizard the hell out of the locks

Chocolate?

Now that you are Dave the Wizard, magik yourself a moustache.

Do the locomotion

Magik yourself out of the room.

BREAK THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM TO MAKE AN EXIT NOW THAT YOU ARE DAVE THE WIZARD.

Do the Timewarp

Summon Magic Marker

OPEN A PORTAL TO THE OUTSIDE

Send a message to the Doctor's psychic paper, begging for rescue

Go through the portal

Defy Gravity

Try to remember which literary character did this. Eventually realise and try to figure out how improbable this is

Float

Have moment of existentialism. Do I really exist?

Conclude that if I don't exist, neither does the room. Close eyes and hope for pink

Wish for a sea scene

Talk to the wall

CONJURE UP A PIG, USING THE HIDEOUS PINKNESS AS THE MATERIAL COMPONENTS

Wonder what these things are

SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL!

Remember why you don't like the sea.

PUNCH WALL TO ESTALISH DOMINANCE

turn into the hulk

ride wall like a mechanical bull

Dance the night away

Talk to the Dragon

Make mental link with the Dragon

TALK TO THE WALL

PUNCH DRAGON IN THE SNOUT TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE

Fuck the dragon

nothing

Baleful Polymorph the Dragon

Ask myself if I remember when I first got here.

Learn Dragon Language

call the doctor

Call for Capt. Jack Harkness

Talk to the dragon in Sindarin

Hello.

Kick the dragon